I love being Home Alone.

I creep on the neighbors …



I cry over things …



I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …



I go out for a drive …



I do things I’m not proud of …



I sit on the computer for 17 hours …



I eat anything I see …



And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”

And, I’m just like …



… Nothing …